To
be clear, Katherine and I made a few joking references to this comment
throughout our trip in Rome:
[9/17/16 1:15:57 PM] Friend: if you don't go to Gelateria del Teatro I'll consider it a
personal insult
On
our last night in Rome, we had been unsuccessful in getting there and did
really want to try it before we left; to the point where we actually moved our
dinner up by 30 minutes from 9:30 to 9pm so that we would guarantee making the
midnight closing time.
We
managed to successfully arrive at 11:30pm where the place was clearly closed and
left us demoralized. Somehow the guy inside was waiting for his girlfriend. We
basically begged for gelato in whatever mediocre Italian (but mostly English) we
could muster He explained the place is only open until midnight during the
summer, which was technically over.
He let us in the store to take this sad picture, note the lack of gelato, and his annoyingly happy face.
All he gave us were the options of some pops which weren’t put away and we went with the chocolate wine, and the banana rosemary – which we would later find out was a mis-translation and was actually banana raspberry – we probably could have figured that out with our eyes had we not been so flustered. Fail on getting anything herb related.
At
this point I start looking to see if there are other locations (which there
are) but all of them are listed at a midnight closing as well. We had zero
chance getting there before midnight if we walked, and probably a 10 % chance if
somehow we could find a cab but figured these places also likely closed at 11
now anyway so it wasn’t worth the effort. We gave up.
It
is worth noting that we had this ugly looking gelato (egg nog, with a shot of
whiskey poured on top) which tastes way better than it looks at a mediocre
restaurant in Rome. It was by far the best thing we ate there.
Additionally,
we had this gelato in Cinque Terre which was simply incredible. Basil gelato
finished with olive oil and a crostini:
That
is how the story was supposed to end, but as we walked along the river home we
passed another Gelateria del Teatro where the doors were open….
A
miracle oasis, but we (read: I) were still extremely skeptical.
Turns
out it was somehow still open.
We got in and got the following;
Pineapple
Mint
Rosemary
Honey and Lemon
Garden
Sage and Raspberry
Lavender
and White Peach
All
were incredible. We thanked our friend for a great recommendation, and the universe for aligning in such a way that got us both delicious gelato, and a great story.